I hate the word "pamper".
It hurts just to write it...the hard "p" sound followed by a soft "m"...
the super-extra-girly connotations, paired with an implication of utter frivolity... the strange association my brain makes between it and adult diapers.
I hate that word so much.
Unfortunately, I've been subjected to it a lot lately, because I'm getting married and therefore am required to participate in 650% more girly activities than usual. Just yesterday, I was getting my nails done and had to suffer through a certain amount of wedding chatter. The word "pamper" came up at least...I don't know...a MILLION TRILLION BILLION times.
So now hear this internet! You will never ever hear the word "pamper" come out of my mouth.
My (hypothetical, at this point) children will never wear "Pampers".
And most of all, I will never ever take "Pamperin".